# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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