So drunk, too bad you don't want this
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
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He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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