you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
