I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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