i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
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Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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