I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
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Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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