playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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