I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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