508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
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Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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