sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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