So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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