Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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