You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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