maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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