i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
smell my finger.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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