i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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