So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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