I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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