Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Randomize
