What did we do last night that was yellow?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You're a waste of cheezeits
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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