Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
