singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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