its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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