I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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