that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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