guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
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