Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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