Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
