If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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