I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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