You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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