He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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