I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Randomize
