Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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