She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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