How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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