Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Can I color on your dick again?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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