I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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