I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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