Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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