I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
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No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.