one two three fourrrrnication!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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