apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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