I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
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I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
It's blow job season.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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