so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
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Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
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