why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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