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(+44): View more from England

You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked

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(+44): You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked http://tfl.nu/tjun

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(703): View more from Virginia

Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick

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(703): Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick http://tfl.nu/1qrd

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(309): View more from Illinois

I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.

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(309): I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust. http://tfl.nu/mc9g

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(361): View more from Texas

like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan

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(361): like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan http://tfl.nu/pxmf

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(512): View more from Texas

$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.

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(512): $5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am. http://tfl.nu/bt4r

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(734): View more from Michigan

He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.

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(734): He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge. http://tfl.nu/yr6w

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(256): View more from Alabama

I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.

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(256): I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies. http://tfl.nu/fekw

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(530): View more from California

Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places

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(530): Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places http://tfl.nu/jh7z

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.

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(717): You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you. http://tfl.nu/xdv6

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(408): View more from California

its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat

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your picture is with misty too!!

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I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE

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(408): its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat (1-408): your picture is with misty too!! (408): I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE http://tfl.nu/688p

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.

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(781): Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student. http://tfl.nu/i7ug

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(646): View more from New York

How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him

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(646): How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him http://tfl.nu/cz2z

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???

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(501): Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating??? http://tfl.nu/mgec

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(419): View more from Ohio

I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck

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(419): I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck http://tfl.nu/2n1f

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(802): View more from Vermont

Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"

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(802): Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night" http://tfl.nu/vpsv

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