lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies