Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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