This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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