he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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This baby is an asshole
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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