She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
My liver just broke up with me...
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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