what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
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First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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