Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
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Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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