you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
tonight lets celebrate not being married
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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