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i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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