Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The uberlube is also flammable
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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