But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
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He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
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And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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