mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I can't turn off my feet"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Randomize