Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
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