BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
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Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
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